Alternative to timeshare - try camping!

1. Enjoy pitching tents in the cold?
2. ... or waking up in a sewage logged field?
3. Maybe you like hanging around hairy 16 year olds who come in late at night?
4. Those tent walls... so thin you hear all the sounds
5. Oh dear! The fabric leaks!
6. Creepie crawlies in your sleeping bag
7. Late at night you crawl in, only to find some drunk has misplaced their own tent and been sick in yours
8. Now, how far away is the toilet?
9. The shower block... communal - all that wobbly flesh -- and a long walk to the tent.